inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

of-mice-and-wotsitsx:

I love this photo,  my photo please do not repost!

of-mice-and-wotsitsx:

I love this photo, my photo please do not repost!

zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

put some numbers in my ask
1: let's have sex
pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

zilleniose:

had random homestuck feels out of nowhere the other day and it was so nostalgic. maybe im a prophet and this means an update is coming soon… hahaha

zilleniose:

had random homestuck feels out of nowhere the other day and it was so nostalgic. maybe im a prophet and this means an update is coming soon… hahaha

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

beforan:

leaaare:

littlelostcat:

cumstyls:

pervyplaty:

malkatz:

anonymousfragger:

vosje:

pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE

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PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW

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PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW

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PEOPLE WHO CAN

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PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN

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CANS THAT CAN CAN

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And then there’s me:

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This last.gif. I´m in love.

this post is a fucking mess

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

May’s Going To Be Awesome!

nbcsnl:

May 3
Andrew Garfield with musical guest Coldplay

May 10
Charlize Theron with musical guest The Black Keys

May 17 - Season 39 Finale
Andy Samberg with musical guest St. Vincent

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sexhaver:


remember that time when the squid totally BEEFED IT?!?!?!?!